Imagine, if you would, a short, West Virginian* man approaching you. He presents with notable intensity a small, thin pouch of a powdery substance you don't have time to read the name of which before he declares with stern enthusiasm:
"Crack juice."
Meet Billy, our new Animation Director. He likes Crystal Light powder. Recently he's gotten into the habit of using warm water.
*not Kentuckian, it turns out.